i’m starting to reach that point of scifi inebriation again where the thought that i’m actually confined to a single planet is really weird to me
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fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne:
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.
OH
MY
GOD
And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!
HEAD CANNON EXCEPTED!!!
you can literally smell the desperation
I don’t think you even need to watch/read naruto or know whats going on to know how absolutely ludicrous this is
JESUS CHRIST
I NEED TO CATCH UP
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
HOOTS W/ MIRTH
where the hell have i been all these years that this suddenly happened
did i enter a fucking time warp
i thought naruto was gonna become hokage what the fuck is this
This guy would survive a horror movie.
This guy would survive a horror movie.
Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard
He fucking hit him with a lamp.
I love his freedom pants.
~*~*~*~*~500 FUCKING FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!~*~*~*~*~
Guess who just hit 500 followers! Huzzah! and to mark that victory, I will be giving away merch stuff from Topatoco.com and Zazzle.com.
Anything from Topatoco! May that be Homestuck shirts, or books, or even a print (do they have prints on Topatoco?). Since it’s all of Topatoco, you can buy anything that’s on the site! Doesn’t have to just be homestuck!
Additionally, there will also be stuff from Zazzle.com. Want something from Zazzle poetry? You got it! Because let’s face it, Zazzle Poetry has the best stuff.
The giveaway will end June 17 at midnight, PST. I’ll be using a random number generator to chose the winners.
PRIZES!
1st place: One item from BOTH Topatoco and Zazzle.com.
2nd place: One item Topatoco.com.
3rd place: One item from Zazzle.com.
RULES:
- NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS. Sorry guys, it just isn’t cool. :(
- You don’t have to be following me! But it would be nice to gain some new followers if you wanna.
- ONE LIKE AND ONE REBLOG ONLY. I want to keep this a fair competition, so only two entries per person. Gomen.
- You have to have to have to be comfortable with giving me your address. Otherwize I can’t really ship you the stuff, you know.
- NORTH AMERICANS ONLY GUYS. I can’t afford overseas shipping, ya know. But Canadians, go for it!
And that’s about it! Good luck!
